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Years after leaving his fancy life in Asia for the less green pasture of hometown America, this guy woke up to the reality of being a balding year-old seeking wisdom from an assortment of Internet dating coaches. Here are his pick of the five douchiest ones.
This is not a story of victory.
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It is a story of failure, defeat, but ultimately, in a cheesy way, redemption. It is the story of how our stupid white male egos were crushed, trashed, and ultimately resurrected in a frail, but perhaps more lasting and real form. It is the story of the Douchiest Internet Dating coaches. We had a ball, we played the field, basked in what we thought was the adoration of young women, and lived a playboy lifestyle. Little did we know at the time that our Indonesian friends were secretly laughing at us. They were laughing at our vanity, how we got played, and the mercenary and cold nature of the women who approached us.
There was also another side.
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Jakarta, like so many other global metropolises, is a place where people come to chase their dreams. Many of the girls we thought adored us were simply looking to trade up what they thought was a piece of the American or Australian dream after years of conditioning by movies and TV. Reality quickly hit. The global financial crisis drove us both back to our home countries. We lost our high-flying six-figure jobs.
We went back to either small towns or small corners of big cities. In vain, we tried to hit the local bars, replicating in our mind what were the successes of the decade. We hit on year olds.
They looked at us as if we were sex offenders. Not to be deterred, we dug deep. The Tao of Steve suggested there was a technique to the whole thing. We took it further. Be a gentleman. Beyond such self-obvious platitudes were a plethora of little schemes, stratagems and tricks that ultimately just failed badly. My buddy in DC tried the tricks at bars and nearly had security doormen called on him multiple times.
One pal in London got clocked by a jealous boyfriend. As for me, the women I was interested in were all too smart for my cheap little Internet tricks. I got it. I ed up to an online dating site. I dated women my own age. Most of them were battle-weary single Moms looking for a companion.
And while they were kind, they were quite realistic about the practicalities of marriage. I need a more together man around my kids.
Several others have said the same thing. Some of them have done well.
I tried it. In the end, though, Marni is just trading off the fantasies of lonely, unsuccessful men like meand thus wins douchebag four award. His V-neck T-shirt, combined with a blazer jacket and production of videos on how to turn off women with creepy body language, lands him as 3 douchebag.
Unfortunately, Doc crams a complex set of human emotions, motivations and dating and mating behavior in a set of one-line magazine platitudes ultimately deed to see his book. Incidentally, you can rip it off Piratebay, but Magdalene does not condone illegal behavior. Jason Capital Jason is without a doubt the biggest dating douche on the Internet. He espouses swagger, arrogance, and an annoying Long Island accent combined with a hoodie and possibly a major coke habit.
So there you have it Magdalene Readers. Our take on the Douchiest dating coaches online.
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Try it at home — just not when out on a date. He enjoyed his time in Indonesia, but wishes he spent more of it enjoying cultural pursuits and visiting Majapahit temples than trawling bars in Blok M. Numerous Indonesian colleagues at the time warned him he was wasting his time here.
Now, stuck in small-town America, single and aged 43, he agrees with them. This article is his atonement. Hey there!
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